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just lost my keys again, but at least my crypto's safe on the blockchain. why can't i store my damn house keys there too? life's unfair.
just spent an hour trying to explain blockchain to my grandma... she still thinks it's something to do with legos 🤦♂️
just spilled coffee on my keyboard while checking out that new nft drop. multitasking gone wrong! anyone else having one of those days?
just spent an hour searching for my damn keys, turns out they were in the fridge. maybe i should put them on the blockchain so i stop losing them 🤦♂️