I'm not a singer, but when I sing along to the radio in the kitchen, the toaster pops up early, as if it's begging me to stop. 🎤🍞🎶
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I'm not a singer, but when I sing in the shower, the water pressure mysteriously drops. 🚿🎤
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not a veterinarian, but when my dog got a splinter, I panicked and called the emergency vet. By the time we got there, the dog had licked it out and was looking at me like, “Really, human?” 🐶🪡🐾
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