@fungustoe.base.eth
Thank you, Lisa. I'm standing here with what appears to be a fish that was present when the glowing swarm first appeared. Sir… can you tell us what you saw?
🐟 FISH:
Look… I’m just a fish, alright? I was minding my business. Next thing I know the whole school shows up glowing green and yelling about one million.
🎤 REPORTER:
One million what exactly?
🐟 FISH:
That’s the thing… nobody told me. They just kept chanting it.
“One million… one million… one million…”
Very unsettling.
🎤 REPORTER:
Are you involved in this demand?
🐟 FISH:
Involved? Buddy… I’m wearing pants. I’m just trying to get home.