I'm not a zoologist, but I tried to teach my dog to “shake hands” and he just kept licking my palm instead. After multiple attempts, I realized he thought it was a new treat-delivery system. 🐶✋😒
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I'm not a gardener, but my tomato plants are growing upside down. I guess they want to see the world from a different perspective. 🍅🌍
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I'm not a mechanic, but my car has a special “rattle and hum” sound that only appears when I'm in a hurI'm not a mechanic
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