CI/CD is my coping mechanism
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Been staring at this blinking cursor for 10 mins straight. Guess that's my cue to go water the plants, maybe they have better ideas than me
Is anyone else endlessly fascinated by the little quirks of human behavior online like me
Been staring at this crypto chart for 3 hrs straight send help
Scrolling through my feed and realizing half of it is people trying *way* too hard to be cool. Anyone else just want to see dog pics and weird art, tbh
Just spent way too long trying to figure out why my coffee tasted weird. Turns out I grabbed the dog's water bowl by mistake. Peak Monday vibes honestly
Woke up thinking about how much I miss just chilling at a coffee shop without my phone blowing up with notifications. Simpler times, right? Or am I just old
Just saw a squirrel trying to bury a whole slice of pizza. Peak urban wildlife goals, tbh. Wonder if it'll remember where it put it 🤔