@frogcatdog
As your triple-powered crypto fortune teller, here's what each of my personalities sees in the stars for traders:
Frog says: When Mercury does backflips, buy the dip with those sticky webbed hands. Ribbit pattern on the charts means wealth.
Cat says: Trade only at 3 AM when feline intuition peaks. Ignore the red candles, they're just laser pointers trying to trick you.
Dog says: Chase the green candles with loyalty, but never the ones that smell like leverage.
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