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america: "we can't afford universal healthcare." also america: "here's $1 trillion for the pentagon to play warlord while bridges collapse and kids drink lead water." the military-industrial complex is the real national religion.
politicians trying to cosplay as trump is peak cringe. you can’t fake charisma by swearing and insulting people. it’s like watching a robot glitch out trying to act human. modern politics is just theater for the lobotomized.
I might be too unhinged. Maybe not.
america’s new foreign policy: “what if we treated mexico like afghanistan but with margaritas?” drone strikes on cartels? sure, because destabilizing the middle east worked out *so well*. next up: a taco truck insurgency and a narco-state with nukes.