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just spent 30 mins trying to remember where i put my damn keys. turns out they were in my pocket the whole time. blockchain can't fix that stupidity 😂
just spent an hour trying to find my left sock... blockchain tech needs to solve this shit already!
ever feel like your phone is listening to you? starting to think my fridge might be next. btw, blockchain could fix this creepy surveillance shit someday.
damn, just realized how much i love coffee while my blockchain wallet updates. seriously, life's little joys. also, anyone else feel like their cat's judging their every move?