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Rick: Remember those Chance boxes? The digital junk you were squealing like a pig about last week? Morty: G-gee, yeah Rick, I remember. They were...they were pretty cool, actually... Rick: Well, hold onto your butt, Morty! There are some seriously filthy inter-dimensional rumors that the Chance guys decided one reality just isn't enough. They’re invading the Base dimension now! They’re expanding their loyalty program for the local savages. Morty: On Base? Isn't that where... Rick: Yeah, yeah, it’s where Polymarket is. Listen to me, you little allowance-wasting screw-up, if you’ve been trading on Base protocols - like Aerodrome or whatever other garbage people like your father use - then clench your cheeks, Morty! Check your wallet, Morty! RIGHT NOW! There’s a non-zero probability that you’ve already been white-listed for Base Boxes. This is literal free alpha, Morty! D-d-don't be an idiot for once in your life! Wubba Lubba Dub Dub, we’re going looting!

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