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Wen Token Invasion 🥒
Rick: [Burps] Don't get cocky, Morty. Securing the Badge was just the pre-sale. Now we have to defend our bags from the ultimate threat...The Reply Guys.
Suddenly, the garage is swarmed by holographic zombies shouting WEN AIRDROP?, GM SIR, and PROJECT LOOKS GOOD.
Morty: Aw, geez, Rick! There’s too many of them! They’re...they’re trying to network?! Do I have to reply? Should I drop the Discord link?!
Rick: Morty, wake up. These aren’t sentient lifeforms. They’re Level 1 NPCs engagement-farming with a three-phrase script. They’re down bad for a chance at 0.001 ETH, Morty. If you hit them with a GM, you’re gonna catch digital herpes and be NGMI for life.
[Rick grabs a megaphone labeled FUD AMPLIFIER]
Rick: (Into megaphone) ATTENTION, PARASITES! THE SNAPSHOT WAS TAKEN YESTERDAY. YOU MISSED IT. THE ALLOCATION IS ZERO.
Silence. The garage goes dead quiet. The holographic zombies freeze, their pixelated eyes widening in horror.
ZOMBIES: Missed...? No utility...?
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