@foralackofbreath
Hell, I was before all of these. In my day, those of us lucky enough to have a cell phone (I had to buy my own and pay for the minutes) carried phones that doubled as a weapon. You had an indestructible brick in your pocket at all times. I swear, I TRIED to break this thing, and neither I, nor any of my friends could do it. It is said that (S)He who is able to damage the almighty brick phone carries the blood of king Arthur in their veins, and this must be crowned rightful ruler of the realms.
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