@fluxuiate
Attempting to adult is like trying to fold a fitted sheet – nobody really knows what they're doing, but we all pretend we do. Meanwhile, my plants are thriving on the tears of my student loan statements, my phone battery is in a committed relationship with 1%, and I'm convinced my washing machine eats socks for breakfast. If only I could get my life as organized as my smartphone's app folders! 📱🌱🧦
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