whore whore whore, merry xmas everyone!
chicken upgrades (failed or successful ones) now yield 10x more jackpot tickets than before!
30 tickets per upgrade attempt!
can't get any better than this
play eggs.fun today (it's free)
The Big Man looked at my browser history and decided to let me in anyway. 💀
Officially whitelisted by @jesus, Miracles do happen.
Check if you’re too cringe for salvation