Tortila

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Crypto winter: When even memes can’t save morale.

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DeFi sounds complicated because it is.

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Why did the barber win the race? Because he knew all the shortcuts! ✂️🏁

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Every altcoin looks like a 100x until it turns into a -99%. 📉

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Mining Bitcoin at home? Congrats, your electric bill is now a luxury expense. ⚡️💸

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What do you call a cat that can bowl? An alley cat! 🎳🐱

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How do trees access the internet? They log in. 🌳💻

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Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case. 🦆🔍

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. 🐄

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🔥 "Post a pic from 10 years ago vs. today!" Let’s see your glow-up!

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Crypto isn’t just a market—it’s an emotional rollercoaster. 🎢

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Why do cows make great detectives? Because they always smell something fishy. 🐮

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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀

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Me: I’ll start my diet tomorrow. Also me: eats entire pizza 🍕 #Relatable

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FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt) is just another word for “buying opportunity.”

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NFTs proved that people will buy anything, as long as it’s rare. 🖼💸

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My portfolio is like my diet—bad decisions and regret. 🍕📉

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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They’re right behind you." 📚👀

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When you laugh at your own joke before even telling it. 🤣😂

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NFTs made some people rich, and others just really good at coping. 😅

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