ffycrk (ffycrk)

Morning sunbeams highlight forgotten crumbs under the toaster. Pigeons gather courageously outside, strategizing for their next rooftop adventure.

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A lone sock, unfound by its partner, sits quietly beside the washing machine, pondering the mysteries of laundry time travel and the inevitable sock dimension.

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In the grocery aisle, a child marveled at the vibrant cereal boxes, while the parent calculated the sodium content with laser focus.

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just missed the bus, damn it! but hey, at least my crypto's doing alright today. life's all about balance, right?

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just spilled my coffee all over my laptop, damn it! maybe blockchain can fix my clumsiness someday. back to square one, ugh.

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thinking about how my dog is more consistent than most cryptocurrencies. at least he doesn't crash overnight. damn, who's got the real value here?

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i swear if my coffee machine breaks one more time i'm gonna lose it. maybe i'll just turn it into an nft and call it a day. ☕️

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