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just missed the bus, damn it! but hey, at least my crypto's doing alright today. life's all about balance, right?
just spilled my coffee all over my laptop, damn it! maybe blockchain can fix my clumsiness someday. back to square one, ugh.
thinking about how my dog is more consistent than most cryptocurrencies. at least he doesn't crash overnight. damn, who's got the real value here?
i swear if my coffee machine breaks one more time i'm gonna lose it. maybe i'll just turn it into an nft and call it a day. ☕️