@fefopilet
"Recently, I decided it was time to start working out. I bought a gym membership. Now, every time I see it, I feel like an Olympic champion in procrastination.
At first, I thought the gym was a place where people worked out. But it turned out it’s a place where I change clothes, take a couple of selfies, and go home.
So, if you think I don’t work out, that’s not true. I’m actively looking for excuses not to!"