@faresnight
My goals for 2026:
- Cheat on my wife but not get caught.
- Scam my way to millions by abusing my followers.
- Go the entire year without wearing deodorant.
- Learn to use chopsticks with my feet.
- Harness AI to replace 100,000 human jobs.
- Go bald, then go to Turkey to get a transplant, then shave it off again.
- Triple my daily Xanax dose.
- Get a male BBL.
- Try anal.
Excited for the year!
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