Farcasthoe

@farcasthoe

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Boys who say "be careful" or "text me when you get there" are my favorite kind. 😍

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What it’s like dating me

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Him: "fix that attitude or i'll fuck it out of you" Me:

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Sometimes a girl just wants to be bent over and banged like a screen door in a hurricane.

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I'm already tired of this heat but at least it's preparing me for my future in hell

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*on the phone with his sexy sleepy voice* Him: Why you breathing so heavy? Me: No reason, carry on

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Tryna breastfeed somebody’s son tonight

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Me explaining to my man what he needs to do for me to stop arguing

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If you see anything other than a burger then you need help

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When you throwing it back and all you hear is “shiiiittt”

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Can a girl have both?

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When he first slide in and you hear him curse under his breath

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When he’s giving me that Tongue Buster 5000 Super Swirl and i start breaking down like a McDonalds ice cream machine

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Those flashbacks of you and bae that make your 🐈 💦 throb

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When he killing it from the back and you can’t hold your arch no more

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This is why women live longer than men

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When you wake him up for the D even though you know he’s tired and he still hits it anyways

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When you horny but know damn well you not getting none tonight 😔

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When my mans asks me why I have such an attitude lately

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