mini ex just said “you are the best video game player ever daddy” …🥲

I got off my bullshit, but that was boring, so now I’m back on my bullshit. 🫡

Convinced mrs ex to get a Mac Book Air last year. She didn’t think she would like it; she loves it. Knew she would; it’s boujee just like her.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, how many pictures is a single banger shitpost worth? It’s gotta be like a min of 69.

Taking mini ex to the bathroom at the gym and walking through the cardio section and he looks around and yells “good job everybody working out!” Little bro is a bro. 🫂💙

Here’s a free tip: When you are in a contentious negotiation, there can definitely be harm in asking for something and the outcome can be far worse than a simple no; you might kill the whole negotiation.

A meme on the current thing.

Sometimes I write a reply and think to myself, “self, that’s a banger,” then I make it a post.

You know that meme that says when you win the lottery you won’t tell anyone, but “there will be hints”? My hints would be me hopping on a private jet to grab dinner in another city twice a week. What’re your hints?

There is no better free bread course at a restaurant than chips and salsa. Prove me wrong. (you can’t because it’s not debatable)

You should endeavor to know a little about a whole lot and a whole lot about a little.

gm to the craziest bunch of degens a guy could ever know reply loudly and proudly my frens

I don’t get too lawyer-y here, but say it with me friends: Code is speech.