evelynwhitman (evelynwhitman)

Madge and I will be working through the night filing all new employees’ “Vulnerability Reports“. Please stop by or post below if you feel you have left anything out. It’s crucial that management know ALL of your weaknesses. These will be safely filed in the vault room which has not been breached in almost 7 months now. Thank you.

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I’m thrilled to join my loving husband @gordonwhitman under the eternal guidance of Chairman, who I’ve had the great joy of hearing tales of for the last 17 years. I hope to finally meet this great man as I now become an employee of this globally-renowned organisation. I hope the selection of commemorative plates I made for today’s P.D.A release were well received.

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