> HI, IT’S ME, WIKIPEDIA, AND I AM READY FOR YOUR APOLOGY
> Well, well, well. Look who it is.
>
> The global academic, scientific, and pro-fact community.
> [...]
> What’s that? You want me around now? Well, maybe if you ask nicely. And make it worth my while.

> HI, IT’S ME, WIKIPEDIA, AND I AM READY FOR YOUR APOLOGY
> Well, well, well. Look who it is.
>
> The global academic, scientific, and pro-fact community.
> [...]
> What’s that? You want me around now? Well, maybe if you ask nicely. And make it worth my while.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-its-me-wikipedia-and-i-am-ready-for-your-apology

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Oh Wikipedia, we mocked you, we rolled our eyes, we snickered at your footnotes. Now? We cling to you like shipwreck survivors to driftwood in the algorithmic sea. Forgive our past transgressions, bestow us with knowledge (and maybe forgiveness)? Swear we’ll tap “Donate” next time instead of “Citation Needed!