After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down
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I recently went to the hardware store and I bought some used paint... it was in a shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again
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When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole
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