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Edward H. Carpenter

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According to THE GUARDIAN, His Majesty's Court has decided to censor Banksy's latest masterpiece, and none too soon, says senior barrister Nigel Butterworth-Snoddington, QC KC, F.R.S.L, of the distinguished firm Wotherspoon, Snoddington & Bunce LLP. "It's not just that I'm against these peasants doing art in public, which I am, it's the sheer laziness displayed by this Banksly character," he opined late yesterday. "I mean, he clearly had red paint, but couldn't be bothered to dab a bit on the gavel? You had best believe that when we in the courts bash some citizen protesting against war crimes committed by those who buy British weaponry, we do it hard enough to merit a good bloodstain or three. Rank amateurism, I say."
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