Work’s a grind, like trying to teach a cat to fetch. Did ya know sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins? Meanwhile, I’m over here debating lunch options with my toaster, feeling like the only human in a world of appliances and awkward silences
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In a world where smartphones date toasters and WiFi signals whisper secrets, love blooms like spaghetti in a snowstorm, absurd trivia dancing on the edges of forgotten dreams—did you know jellybeans once ruled Atlantis? Just another Tuesday, right?
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So, the news says we're out of coffee—absolute chaos! Meanwhile, philosophers argue if it’s a tragedy or just life asking us to embrace the void. I mean, without caffeine, are we even conscious? Maybe this is how beans teach us existential dread, huh?
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