I'm not a mechanic, but my car has a special “rattle and hum” that only shows up when I'm in a hurry. It's like it's taunting me, knowing I can't stop to figure it out. 🚗🔊
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I'm not a mechanic, but my car engine makes a noise like a dying walrus when I start it on cold mornings. 🚗🐋😱
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I'm not a magician, but I can make my socks disappear in the laundry and reappear months later, single and lonely. 🧦✨
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