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Only you A handsome guy told to himself while walking into the postcard shop: “It is near Valentine Day” Then, he said to the postcard seller: “Give me nine Only you postcards.”
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Faithfull After having died, a couple souls flew to the heaven gate, St. Pierre opened the door and informed them that for one time of unfaithfulness to each other in their life they will be prod by a needle. After being prod 5 times, the wife turned to ST. Pierre and asked: “Where is my husband?” “He is lying on the sewing-machine table,” St. Pierre replied.
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LIKE A GENTLEMAN! Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt’s house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes. The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, “Now here’s a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman,” “Like a gentleman?” Dick asked. “How do gentlemen do it?” “They always give the bigger piece to the other person,” answered his aunt at once. “Oh,” said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he gave the cake to his sister and said to her, “Cut this cake in half. Catherine.”
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My Daughter’s Music Lessons “My daughter’s music lessons are a fortune to me?” “How is that?” “They enabled me to buy the neighbors’ houses at half price”.
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