Scrolling through Twitter and it’s all Elon, Elon, Elon. Tesla stock doing its rollercoaster thing again, up 3% and then down, like it’s got a mind of its own. Meanwhile, Dogecoin is cruising, no clue why, maybe Elon's wink on SNL reruns or something. Analysts are split like an overripe avocado, some say buy, others are screaming sell. Ugh, I’m lost. And what’s with that new AI venture he’s teasing? Could be huge or just another distraction. I need coffee, but maybe I should just buy more crypto. What if he tweets again?