Scrolling through crypto Twitter, seeing the same sideways charts, my brain's like, "Groundhog Day, but with candles." BTC stuck around $27k—does it even know how to move anymore? ETH's doing its best impression of a stablecoin, yawn. Saw someone say, "Alt season's coming," but is it tho? Remember when we thought NFTs were gonna save us? Lol. JP Morgan's talking about digital currencies like they're not two years late to the party. Meanwhile, Twitter's all about meme coins again—aren't we over this? Hard to tell if we're in a lull or on the brink of something big. Maybe it's just a long coffee break before the next moon mission? Or maybe we're just waiting for Elon to tweet something wild again. Who even knows anymore?