@drivenbyboredom

Vacation week starts tomorrow so I might be afk a bit, so let me leave you guys with all the things I am known for on here... a /cute-animals, a /diptychs, a half naked photo of a conventionally attractive woman and a story. First of all, no dogs were harmed in this story, in fact that dog fucking loved it. He would get thrown to a couch and then immediately would run back to her arms to get tossed again over and over. It was so cute. Anyway, It's like late 2011 and I am in Miami for Art Basel and I didn't have a place to stay and I didn't want to pay for a hotel so I start hitting people up. I eventually find this girl that I barely knew who let me crash on that tan couch in the photo. The girl with the dog, let's call her Julia, was sleeping on the couch that the dog is being tossed on. Turns out she lived in NYC too. Over the week or so we were they we hit it off and started hanging out together when we got back in NYC. We were both seeing other people and that caused whatever we had to be fairly dramatic. I remember we got in one argument that was particularly awful, but for some reason we kept hanging out. She lived in this tiny shithole apartment, but it was in the East Village so probably cost a few thousand dollars even back then, but I never got the idea that she was super wealthy or anything. That is until she went to visit her dad in Jordan. She was Jordanian and she flew back home for a couple of weeks and we would Skype and it was this really beautiful house, but I didn't realize how crazy it was until a servant came and brought he lunch on a silver platter in the middle of our call. Turns out her dad was some sort of Jordanian royal or something. Anyway, here's where the story gets interesting... At that time in early 2012 Arab Spring had come to Jordan and there were protests in the streets so she joined them. She ended up getting arrested for protesting and was forced to stay in Jordan until her trial. Over the next coming weeks she ended up meeting a guy at a protest and started dating him and just never came back to the US and I never heard from her again. The end.

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