@drivenbyboredom
As I mentioned, everyone had uncreative nicknames. Fat Rob was fat, Black Mike was black, and Johnny One Nut had the misfortune of ripping his scrotum while climbing the fence. Black Mike tried to get everyone to call him Midnight but it didn't stick. He told everyone that he saw Red in the hospital and he was out of his coma and he was going to be fine. He would lie like that a lot so no one believed him when he said was some sort of martial arts expert.