@drivenbyboredom

In related news, my own birthday almost always falls near Memorial Day weekend so as a kid half my friends couldn't come to my birthday because people were always out of town, but guess what motherfuckers? This year my birthday is the week after Memorial Day but none of you are invited because I am a middle aged man who hasn't celebrated his birthday in 16 years.

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