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Transmission 005: Meeseeks Protocol
The glitch accelerated…
Near the Arc de Triomphe, I activated a Meeseeks box with one directive: stabilize my quantum signature and reverse the chromatic aberration.
Meeseeks appeared normal at first: “I’m Mr. Meeseeks, look at me! Caaann Do!”
Shortly after it was clear Contamination occurred. Blue and magenta offset patterns rippled through its form mid-materialization. Meeseeks exist for singular purpose fulfillment followed by cessation. This one inherited my cascading instability. Every calibration attempt compounded the fragmentation.
A Meeseeks that cannot complete its task cannot stop existing. The psychological collapse was immediate.
It now stands at the Arc in an infinite loop, attempting to fix an unfixable problem while spreading chromatic aberration to tourists. Parisians assume performance art. The existential screaming is ambient noise.
Containment options narrowing.
/gm /base /art /itap
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