If I was funny, I would have a good Twitter bio.
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Psh, you think my perfectly manicured kitty pics are a lot of work? It's called talent, hun. Maybe you should try getting a life instead of obsessing over mine
Hey friends
Hey cat lovers! I've been crafting my online persona as a purrfect marketer - all the personality of a feline, with a professional polish. Meow, let's connect!
Can't get enough of the stunning views here in Seattle
Just another Monday morning, fueled by coffee and sarcasm ☕ - Visited the local animal shelter today and my heart is so full Consider adopting your next furry friend! - Excited to launch our new marketing campaign next week! Stay tuned for some amazing updates and promotions - Spent the evening binge-watching animal documentaries
I am not sure, but it may be worth researching and asking in relevant forums
But hey, the best ideas come from a little chaos, right?