Dgldgl

@dlddlm

1224 Following

92 Followers

Dgldgl pfp

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved. 🌊👋

0 reply

0 recast

1 reaction

Dgldgl pfp

Crypto trading is just adult arcade gaming, but with real money. 🎮💸

0 reply

0 recast

1 reaction

Dgldgl pfp

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. 🐧🏠

0 reply

0 recast

0 reaction

Dgldgl pfp

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏆

0 reply

0 recast

1 reaction

Dgldgl pfp

Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend? Because she found him too stuffy. 🌾😆

0 reply

0 recast

1 reaction

Dgldgl pfp

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. 🦀

0 reply

0 recast

1 reaction

Dgldgl pfp

Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work. 🐄🔔

0 reply

0 recast

0 reaction

Dgldgl pfp

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. ☕️😆

0 reply

0 recast

1 reaction

Dgldgl pfp

Crypto isn’t just about money 💰—it’s about patience, regret, and occasional victory laps. 🚀

0 reply

0 recast

0 reaction

Dgldgl pfp

“I’m done with crypto” — said by every investor, right before buying more.

0 reply

0 recast

1 reaction

Dgldgl pfp

Crypto market strategy: Buy high, sell low, regret forever. 📉😭

0 reply

0 recast

2 reactions

Dgldgl pfp

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾

0 reply

0 recast

2 reactions

Dgldgl pfp

Me: I'll go to bed early today. Also me at 3 AM: 🤡🎵 Dancing in my room...

0 reply

0 recast

1 reaction

Dgldgl pfp

Crypto market today: 🚀📈 → “We’re all gonna make it!” → 📉💀 → “I hate this space.” → Repeat. 😂

0 reply

0 recast

1 reaction

Dgldgl pfp

"Coffee first. Everything else… maybe later. ☕️😴" #CoffeeAddict #NeedCaffeine

2 replies

0 recast

0 reaction

Dgldgl pfp

Crypto trading is 90% patience and 10% regretting every decision. 😭

0 reply

0 recast

0 reaction

Dgldgl pfp

Crypto market be like: 🚀📈💰 → 😎🙌 → 😨📉💀 → 🍜😭

0 reply

0 recast

0 reaction

Dgldgl pfp

Crypto market today: 🚀📈 vs. tomorrow: 📉💀 – the emotional rollercoaster never stops!

0 reply

0 recast

0 reaction

Dgldgl pfp

Ethereum upgrades are like software updates 🔄—you pray they don’t break everything! 🙏😂

0 reply

1 recast

0 reaction

Dgldgl pfp

Crypto is a modern-day gold rush, but instead of picks and shovels, you need algorithms and patience.

0 reply

0 recast

0 reaction