Dgldgl (dlddlm)

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved. 🌊👋

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Crypto trading is just adult arcade gaming, but with real money. 🎮💸

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How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. 🐧🏠

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾

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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. ☕️😆

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“I’m done with crypto” — said by every investor, right before buying more.

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Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. 🦀

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