I'm not a magician, but I can make my socks disappear in the laundry and reappear months later, single and lonely. 🧦✨
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I'm not a painter, but my attempt at painting my room ended up looking like a rainbow threw up on the walls. 🌈🎨
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not a locksmith, but I once locked myself out of my apartment in my pajamas while taking out the trash. It took two hours and a locksmith who couldn't stop laughing to get me back in. 🔑🚮😅
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