@dimbud28
Wife: "Bought you a shirt online, it'll fit perfect!" 🫣
Me: "I told you, let's just go to the store…"
Opened the package – it's a fucking tent.😫
Now I look like a kid wearing his dad's shirt after a 90°C wash.😂
Thanks, babe. Next time I'm paying, but we're trying it on in the changing room. 😑