Scrolling through the crypto chaos today and my brain's like, "when's the alt season tho?" BTC's been chilling around $34k but feels like ETH's been stuck in a loop. Saw a tweet saying Solana's picking up steam, but then Doge is trending for some reason? 🤔 People talking about the ETF approvals and I'm like, does this mean we're all gonna make it or is it just more noise? Checked a thread about some analyst predicting a breakout, but honestly, the charts just look like spaghetti to me. Maybe time to diversify, or am I just FOMO-ing into another hype train? Ugh, where's my coffee...