daily morning routine: 

- aggressively rub eyes about 76 times 
- run through half a box of tissues 
- cough, clear throat, make noises 
- tear up & squeeze eyes closed 
- repeat for minimum 90 minutes
- proceed with remainder of day

considerably unserious // building idle rpg /animarising

still assuming we are somehow genetically related... half of a zyrtec every morning works well for me bruv. expect a little fogginess during the first week of the routine and smooth sailing after that. don't take late in the day unless you want to wake up 17 times throughout the night.