derek (derek.eth)

going on a date with a stranger tomorrow for the first time in probably 5 years everyone say “good luck you handsome charming man whose posts i understand 50% of the time i hope you don’t scare her away talking about crypto”

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i have bad news for the haters and losers: daylight savings ends this Sunday, and we are going to become more powerful than ever imagined

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today was my best trading day ever, i made enough to pay my rent for several months not on some screenshot shit either, on some closed positions and gains withdrawn type shit. psychopath that i am, i will be prepaying 3 months of rent with it

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was going thru my archives and stumbled across the first joke tweet i made that went giga viral fandoms went unspeakably crazy with this format anyway this is 10 years old now time flies and i’m so washed compared to the bangers i used to pump out

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