@depressivehacks
No matter where you are in the world, you can easily tell who the Americans are on an escalator.
Everyone knows that you stand to the right to be stationary and people who are in a hurry pass on the left.
Yet, somehow, the folks from the country that breeds the most ego will fuck up an incredibly basic system by standing right in the middle.
News flash bozo: the world doesn't revolve around you. You don't need to be spread eagle on the fucking escalator. Get to the side like everyone else and stop being such a narcissistic asshole.