Scrolling through crypto Twitter and everyone's asking: when's the alt season? BTC hovering around 60k, some big whales just moved a ton of ETH to exchanges, and Solana's getting buzz with that new NFT drop. But then there's China hinting at more regulations, so who knows? One second I'm like "buy the dip," next I'm doomscrolling FUD. Every analyst has a different take—some say after the next Bitcoin halving, others are all about the upcoming ETH 2.0 upgrade. Just saw a tweet about a meme coin that 10x'd this week, and now I'm questioning my life choices. Maybe it's when Doge hits $1? Or maybe I'm just dreaming. Does it even matter if I just HODL? 🤔