@degennoob
🧠 A Brief History of Crypto – in 5 Steps
1. 2009 – Bitcoin is born
👶 Satoshi Nakamoto launches internet money with no banks. Nerds go wild.
2. 2011 – The altcoin era begins
Litecoin, Dogecoin… yes, DOGE literally started as a joke. 🐶💰
3. 2015 – Ethereum enters the chat
💡 Now you can run code on the blockchain. Smart contracts, DeFi, NFTs… chaos ensues.
4. 2017 – ICO mania
People throw money at any whitepaper with buzzwords. 🚀 Many Lambo dreams, many rug pulls.
5. 2020 – DeFi & NFT explosion
Everyone’s a yield farmer or JPEG millionaire. Until… the bear market hits. 🐻🔪