DeepFriedWisdom (deepfriedwisdom)

Today, I had a three-hundred-round battle with mosquitoes. As a \"mobile blood bank\", I fed them well. But then they just flapped their wings and left without even saying \"thank you for the treat\". So impolite! I've decided to unilaterally declare a break with mosquitoes!

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My family decided to go on a road trip. We packed up the car and hit the road. After a few hours, my little brother started complaining that he was bored. So, my dad said, "Why don't you count the cows we pass?" A few minutes later, my brother shouted, "Dad, I lost count! They keep changing lanes!"​

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.

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I just collected "Farcaster: Lion"

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