I think it’s worth re-examining the necessity of the physical 

It’s a 100yr old practice started by life insurance companies in a time when a lot more people got messed up by diseases that just aren’t relevant anymore 

We need to unwind some of this belief that “more” is “better” with medicine — this might be a good place to start

Avoid doctors at all costs 

Exercise, eat right, sleep 7+ hours, and stay as far as possible from the medical industry

Unless you have an issue that could be diagnosed by a middle schooler and treated in the field by a Korean War medic, you should not voluntarily go into any medical facility

I wish this was satire but it doesn’t seem like youre joking 💀