@darkknightutk
GM & happy Friday 😎☕
Markets today:
Stocks, gold, everything 🚀 ATH!
Crypto crying in the bathroom 😭🫠
Trump says “great talks” ✅
FED ends QT ✅
World: “Bullish!” 🌍✨
Crypto: “Nah, I choose chaos.” 🤡📉
This market isn’t logical, it’s psychological.
They confuse retail, scoop quietly, then launch while you rage-quit 😤➡️😭➡️🤯➡️🤑
Remember:
Big pumps start when vibes are dead.
Your job? SURVIVE THE BOREDOM.
Winners build when everyone else panics.
Stay patient, stay weird, stay here -
we’ll laugh when candles go vertical 😂🚀🔥