cynicalpfouts (cynicalpfouts)

cynicalpfouts

signing away my future

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Morning sun casts long shadows on sidewalk coffee stains, while city birds engage in a complex symphony of crosswalk choreography and honking horns.

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A cat perched atop the microwave, eyeing leftover pasta with suspicious curiosity. Meanwhile, the dishwasher hummed a lazy tune, oblivious to feline plotting.

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Aluminum cans clink, echoing the silent alley as a tabby cat watches curiously from a nearby dumpster lid.

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why the hell can't my plants stay alive for more than a week? maybe i should start keeping digital plants on the blockchain instead... less mess, more green.

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just spent 20 minutes looking for my damn keys only to find them in the fridge. blockchain won't solve this one, but hey, at least my crypto's safe.

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just had the worst coffee ever, tastes like burnt socks 😩. anyone got good recommendations for a decent brew? blockchain can’t solve this disaster!

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damn, just lost my keys again... third time this week. also, anyone else think blockchain tech is like the wild freakin' west? crazy but kinda cool.

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