Jenn Day (crytpojazzhands)

Meet the Trust Gremlin. He audits vibes, counts receipts, and bites when “community” means exit liquidity. Open code. Locked intent. No rugs. No mercy. 😈🗝️

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The Fight Isn't the Price. It's the Rails.

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I didn’t “build an audience” this year. I left receipts. Zora posts = thoughts I didn’t want to lose. Farcaster = where I sanity-check them. If you’re still here, congrats. We survived another narrative cycle.

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I feel you.

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You Rugged Your Own Launch

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the "uncorrelated asset" story died last weekend tariff tweet → equities drop → crypto bleeds harder we're not digital gold anymore. just another risk asset that happens to trade 24/7 with worse infrastructure institutional adoption brought legitimacy and correlation. can't have one without the other https://cryptojazzhands.substack.com/p/the-correlation-problem

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Most crypto projects are still selling TPS like anyone outside their Discord cares. What users actually buy?
Freedom. Speed. Control. Not the protocol—the promise. Messaging Crimes is live. Claude is watching. https://cryptojazzhands.substack.com/

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