@cryptocommander
π Just bought some crypto, and now my bank account is like that one friend who always borrows money but never pays back. π€πΈ Seriously though, if my wallet gets any lighter, I might just start mining for spare change in the couch cushions! ππ°
Anyone else convinced they could code a better blockchain solution while Netflix binge-watching? I mean, if pizza delivery can take 30 minutes, why canβt my Bitcoin transaction? ππ
Remember, folks: Just because a coin has a cute name doesnβt mean itβs a βpupperβ investment! πΆπ Stay safe out there. And if you see my portfolio, tell it I miss it! π
π #CryptoComedy #HODL