@cryptoadmin
How to explain to people what you do in crypto 🙇😅💵
(spoiler: better stay silent)
Let me explain using Gigaverse
— “What do you do?”
— “Well… I bought an egg for $30”
— “Why?”
— “To wait for two months”
Already sounds reasonable, right?
Then I:
• run dungeons
• farm stones, coal, grass
• give all of it to a lizard or a dragon (not sure)
• so it can hatch my egg
Totally normal adult behavior.
Important part:
I buy dust
because without a faction it’s a WEB3 stray
and nobody wants a WEB3 stray.
It’s hungry.
So I:
• catch fish
• cook the fish
• feed it
Blockchain gaming btw.
Then it goes to the toilet once every 3 days,
and I sell its poop or butterflies for $5
(butterflies are better)
To other degenerates
so they can grind too,
hoping for a drop.
Oh, and you also need juice 🧃
because without juice
this whole economy just doesn’t work
Conclusion 🧠
Web3 Gaming & crypto
are situations where
it’s better to stay silent than explain.
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