SM0G (crypt0sm0g)

Contrarian investment ideas for 2026 Definitely not financial advice. If you want some ideas away from the usual AI, Tech, Crypto narratives, consider the below:

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Kaito-esque. A short info fi horror story. Based loosely on The Metamorphosis by Frank Kafka The light in the room is surgical. Bathed in its sickly white hue sits a yapper named Gregor. The glow of 3 monitors is the only sunlight he gets now. He hasn’t been outside in days. This is going to be a big one, he tells himself. A new AI agent has just launched. It made vague promises about ‘DeFi co-ordination’ and ‘Escrows’. Doesn’t really matter, the buzzwords are correct, and more importantly 3 million tokens are going to the top 1000 yappers.

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Clonad Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sybils The platform hovered in stillness, suspended above endless panels of data. Wallets. Eligibility states. Community scores recalculating themselves to reveal each user’s worth. Obi-Wan Keono watched the dashboards scroll for a long time before speaking. ‘You’ve completed the rollout?’ He said. Intern nodded. ’The recognizer has.’

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Oh yes

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Gregor intends to be one of them. He’s a full-time Kaito yapper now, professional optimist and temporary believer. He opens Twitter to find it awash with hashtag slurry and endless noise. The feed refreshes faster than his mind can process it. Damn it, he says aloud. The words come out wrong somehow. They’re thin and dry, almost like a hiss. He notices it briefly then ignores it. His rank has slipped, and that can’t happen. ...To read more please go to my substack: https://crypt0sm0g.substack.com/p/kaito-esque

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Kaito-esque. A short info fi horror story. Based loosely on The Metamorphosis by Frank Kafka The light in the room is surgical. Bathed in its sickly white hue sits a yapper named Gregor. The glow of 3 monitors is the only sunlight he gets now. He hasn’t been outside in days. This is going to be a big one, he tells himself. A new AI agent has just launched. It made vague promises about ‘DeFi co-ordination’ and ‘Escrows’. Doesn’t really matter, the buzzwords are correct, and more importantly 3 million tokens are going to the top 1000 yappers.

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